Remember that song from back in the 90s?

Boom Crash Opera.

Great Aussie band.

However, I’m not here to be Molly Meldrum with you.

I want to go a little off tangent today.


I want to ask you a question.

How do you cut onions without crying?

Well there’s a few things you can try.

– Use a very sharp knife

– Chill the onions in the freezer for 10 to 15 minutes before cutting them

– Cut the onion under water

– Cut the onion near hot running water or a cloud of steam

– Breathe through your mouth and stick your tongue out

– Soak the onion in water

So there’s a few things you can do right.

Personally it doesn’t seem to bother me when i cut em.

But I know for others it can be a punish.

Same goes for losing the stubborn kilos.

There’s a few ways to try.

But the DPM way shows you how you can get results without the process making you cry.

in fact, if you feel obliged to ‘do the work’ versus WANTING to do the work

it’ll involve very little tears.

And that’s cause our process is tear free.

It’s not too restrictive.

It’s not too hard to follow.

In fact it’s quite simple really.

And you don’t need hours and hours each week to commit to the process.

So why not give it a shot?

No tears involved.


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