This’ll either give you a laugh,
make you shake your head that someone can be so gullible,
or make you feel sorry for the poor bloke.
One of the three.
I’m half way between 1 and 2 at this stage.
Did you see the story in the news the other day about the American bloke who thought he was in a relationship with Katy Perry?
Despite having never met in person.
For 6 years.
Old mate from Knoxville thought he was batting overs and had snared one of the biggest pop stars in the world.
Of course you did.
“It was an immediate connection. A million ‘I love yous’ back and forth. It was pretty cool,” he said of their relationship.
Of course he’d be sucked in by some scammer.
And it came out via a TV show Catfish where they confront people who’ve sucked someone in online and scammed em.
Kinda sad really isn’t it?
Someone could be so gullible to fall for something that is so obvious.
Even back when I was a young 18 year old who thought he knew everything there was to know about the world I wasn’t dumb enough to think Katy Perry would fall for me.
Even though there was no internet back then.
But in reality, we’ve all been sucked in by something.
You know that “must have” piece of exercise equipment – Ab King Pro or whatever those bloody things were called and everything else that gets flogged off at 3am on some informercial.
Theres’ plenty of us who’ve been sucked into those otherwise those infomercials wouldn’t have lasted the test of time.
I know I’ve fallen for a few cool sales pitches over the years.
By this or that some big shiny guru promising the world and delivering nothing close to what it should’ve.
Some things are just more obvious than others I guess.
There is one thing I can assure you of however.
What I’m promising those who come on board and join Team DPM are not going to be ‘catfished’.
If you follow exactly what I say, it’ll work.
* You’ll be able to slide those jeans up over your slimmed down thighs again.
* You’re tummy won’t be as flabby as it used to be
* You’ll have more energy
* You won’t be bloated.
Sure, I can’t promise you you’ll meet Katy Perry,
In fact, the only thing I have in common with Katy Perry is that I’ve kissed a girl and I liked it too.
But I can promise you that the DPM game plan works.
Just like it has done for plenty of women in your shoes before
(and even the blokes too)
All without having to give up your weekend wines and favourite foods.
Come join me as part of Team DPM at either our Observatory Hill or Lilyfield sessions
And you’ll get my hard copy version of the Detox Diet and Quick Healthy Meals Cookbook that’ll get you back on the right track.
Remember Spring’s here in 1 week.
Are you ready?
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